The Official Hoagie Time Tank (aka The W!f# B#@t#R, but Classy)

Nothing screams summer in Delco louder than this tank top—whether you’re mowing the lawn with a Busch Light in hand, lighting illegal fireworks in a Ridley alley, or just trying to catch a breeze outside the Wawa on MacDade.

Crafted from 100% ring spun cotton, this bad boy is softer than your aunt’s roast beef and tougher than your cousin who “almost played for the Eagles.” It’s got that relaxed fit, shoulder-baring attitude, and just enough class to still get into Barnaby’s without a raised eyebrow.

We’re not saying it’s a W!f# B#@t#R… but let’s be honest—we all know someone who’s earned one.

Throw it on, crank the pod, and let the arms breathe.

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Product Features:

• 100% ring spun cotton—soft enough to sleep in, durable enough to grill in

• Self-fabric binding so you don’t look like a DIY disaster

• Garment-dyed for that “already broken in” feel and color

• Relaxed fit perfect for BBQs, dive bars, or late-night pizza runs

• Seamless design so nothing bunches while you’re yelling at the Phils

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Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—this ain’t rocket science

• Use non-chlorine bleach if needed (and if you even own bleach)

• Tumble dry low, or line dry next to your neighbor’s 30 lawn chairs

• Low heat iron if you’re showing up somewhere fancy (like a banquet hall)

• Don’t dry clean. Seriously.