The Hoagie Time Can Holder (Flex That Natty Ice with Pride)

his isn’t just a fancy drink holder—it’s the Cadillac of koozies. Crafted from legit stainless steel and featuring “No Sweat” tech, the Hoagie Time Steel Can Holder keeps your Delco Lager ice cold and your hands (and table) dry—no gross drips, no cardboard coasters, no shame.

Whether you’re posted up at a summer BBQ, yelling at the Eagles through your screen door, or sipping something strong on a porch that’s seen things… this can holder’s got you covered. Literally.

It fits all your standard 12 oz cans and bottles, and looks way classier than the old foam one with spaghetti sauce stains.

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Product Features:

• Double-wall stainless steel = cold drinks, zero rust, no trash vibes

• “No Sweat” tech = no puddles, no slips, no condensation crime scenes

• Locking gasket keeps your can ice-cold like your first girlfriend’s dad

• Dishwasher-safe for when you inevitably leave it in the car overnight

• Vacuum insulated, built to fit standard 12 oz cans or bottles

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Care Instructions:

• Toss it in the dishwasher or give it a quick hand wash with warm water and soap

• No bleach, no microwaving, and definitely no soaking it in lighter fluid (don’t ask)

Pro tip: Buy two. One for now, one for when someone “borrows” it and never gives it back.