Hoagie Time Women’s Bikini Swimsuit (Delco’s Most Unexpected Drop)

Dive into questionable decisions and sun-soaked sarcasm with the official Hoagie Time Bikini—because why wouldn’t your favorite Delco-based podcast have a swimsuit?

With vibrant colors and just a tiny Hoagie Time logo on the back (yes, the back), this two-piece delivers the perfect combo of “I’m stylish” and “also, what the hell?” Whether you’re poolside in Prospect Park or strutting down Wildwood like it’s 2003, this suit says “I came to make waves… and confuse people.”

Flattering fit? Surprisingly yes. Summer flex? Guaranteed.

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Product Features:

• Padded inner lining with removable pads—support if you want it, freedom if you don’t

• Printed using bright, head-turning colors and sharp designs (your tan will thank you)

• Built with 85% polyester / 15% spandex = stretch, comfort, and unexpected quality

• Lightweight, breathable, and weirdly legit

• Adjustable elastic straps because you deserve options—even in chaos

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Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (max 40C/105F), dry flat like a responsible adult

• Do not bleach, dry clean, or try to iron your way out of this

• Light steam if you’re being dramatic